You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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