love makes seman taste better
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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