Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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