How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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