what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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