doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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