Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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