i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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