What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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