whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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