"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize