So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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