Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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