great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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