: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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