It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she peed on how many people?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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