Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You pole danced in your parka.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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