there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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