at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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