White coat. Heels.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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