quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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