Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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