Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I should be sponsored by Trojan
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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