Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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