I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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