u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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