Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
