Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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