After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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