I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
not ubering you a puppy
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
