is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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