Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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