apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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