I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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