I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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