You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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