..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
