I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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