I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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