this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
splinters make it hard to masturbate
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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