And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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