There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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