First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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