I am puke
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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