I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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