Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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