last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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