ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Man, jail baloney is awful.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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