just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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