i was born a porn star she said
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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