Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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