She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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