you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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