3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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