why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Drake has all the answers
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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